Why is it acceptable to throw back tons of cheese as long as it is in 1-inch cubes with toothpicks in it, but SOMEHOW when I squeeze a handful of shredded cheese into a ball and plop it into my mouth I'M the SLOB


When I first thought of this toot, I thought it was a funny joke toot, but as I typed it out I started taking it more and more seriously

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The Darkest Timeline

a private mastadon instance to experiment with