thinking of writing a 'how to adult' book to explain all the day-to-day shit that's never taught:

- who cleans the toilet cleaner (spoiler: you)
- what the fuck do you do with an old mattress
- bugs: when are they a problem and when are they chill?
- lifehack: a co-working space with a better movie selection than netflix, no membership fee, and professional researchers on location, all for FREE (a millennial re-discovers libraries)
- turning strangers into friends

any other ideas people have?

- How come you won't be doing most of the cool shit you dreamt about doing in your property (or, why you do chores on holidays).



so true, it's like, "ah, finally a day of work to do all that work i've been meaning to do"

@paranoid Oh holy fuck if you haven't been successful with that post!

Sad sad situation: I took holidays at work (voluntarily) to prepare (voluntary) exams. I'm at the public "coworking space" despite having the place for myself. I have ONE day off after exams and before returning to work.
Guess what I'll do???
Shoot me right now (says [15,21]yo me).

@s21 right!? like, shit, guess I am actually (attempting) to write this now

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