If you want to feel more freaked out than usual by try this:

1. get high
2. watch 'neo yokio: pink christmas' on netflix
3. immediately after watch 'the american meme' on netflix

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"Word around town is you love original content. You should check out my podcast." ๐Ÿ˜‚

"Domino's Pizza made their own rolex [..tears welling up...] what a thoughtful corporation"" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

This neo yokio christmas special is something i didn't know i needed so bad

paranoid boosted


If home isn't where I'm from, isn't anywhere I've been, and isn't where my heart is, then where is it?

How does one fit in when one is so abstract? How does one get accepted when there's always one prerequisite one doesn't manage to clear?

How does one ever feel whole when there's always something or someone taking a piece of you?

Where is home for a person like me?

@io ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ that's what I say when people ask me emacs or vim, "I'm bitextual"

@micahflee been using it for the last several years and i love it.

The thing that has me worried is that the last year i have been coming across more and more sites where something will be broken on firefox (not because of firefox, but because the site obviously never tested on firefox)

This video overlaps with so many of my intrests in a way i didn't expect

there's color theory, film theory, bisexuality, Prince, and technology. All with a synthy background track the whole time


i'll always remember where i was when bush 1 died:

- way too high
- listening to podcast
- while reading the wikipedia article for 'Nunavik'

good night, overall

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๐Ÿ˜‚ I recently learned that this is kind-of-sort-of true!

I need a social media site where I can record audio of noises coming from my neighbors apartment and be like, "What do yall think, is someone being murdered or they just decide to build a birdhouse at 3am!?"

From Love is Not Enough | by Frances Gregory

I am not
will never be
have never been

I love you
but my fist is a muscle
the size of my heart
and both beat strong
while neither can yield harm.

My stories are mine,
understated constellations
laced and woven into
your cosmology,

and I have enough tears now
to water your garden

p1: "good to see you, how are you"
p2: "Oh, nothing to report"
p3: "Life goes on, slogging forward"

*group half nervous laughter*

The Thanksgiving dinner has already started drifting into existential dread

your flight lands, you turn off airplane mode, and there are no missed notifications

@gingerrroot i am!

it was thursday night and only my left knee really got messed up (i think just hyper-extended)

my head didn't hit anything, so thats good. my backpack went flying so some electronics broke, but not to concerned bout those

I got hit by a car. hit and run

one of my first thoughts as I lay on the ground was, "shit, people are going to ask me the type of car. I don't know cars"

I ended up saying, "uh, a white one" when asked by the cops

Is there a fundamental divide between the just-overs and just-unders?

I don't think I've ever said, "it's just over a week away"

I'm always a, "it's just under a week a way" type of person

"Just over" sounds like it's still too far away to be drawing attention on it

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