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apple is building a $1billion campus in texas.

people i know want to "move back to texas to buy a home and put down roots"

these are all liberals who "believe" in climate change...

like, wtf. do you actually get what is implied by the climate change you "believe" in

is it impossible to go to any live event without paying a $25 minimum "web convenience fee"

If you want to feel more freaked out than usual by try this:

1. get high
2. watch 'neo yokio: pink christmas' on netflix
3. immediately after watch 'the american meme' on netflix

😲 😩

"Word around town is you love original content. You should check out my podcast." 😂

"Domino's Pizza made their own rolex [..tears welling up...] what a thoughtful corporation"" 😂😂😂😂

This neo yokio christmas special is something i didn't know i needed so bad

This video overlaps with so many of my intrests in a way i didn't expect

there's color theory, film theory, bisexuality, Prince, and technology. All with a synthy background track the whole time

i'll always remember where i was when bush 1 died:

- way too high
- listening to podcast
- while reading the wikipedia article for 'Nunavik'

good night, overall

I need a social media site where I can record audio of noises coming from my neighbors apartment and be like, "What do yall think, is someone being murdered or they just decide to build a birdhouse at 3am!?"

From Love is Not Enough | by Frances Gregory

I am not
will never be
have never been

I love you
but my fist is a muscle
the size of my heart
and both beat strong
while neither can yield harm.

My stories are mine,
understated constellations
laced and woven into
your cosmology,

and I have enough tears now
to water your garden

p1: "good to see you, how are you"
p2: "Oh, nothing to report"
p3: "Life goes on, slogging forward"

*group half nervous laughter*

The Thanksgiving dinner has already started drifting into existential dread

your flight lands, you turn off airplane mode, and there are no missed notifications

I got hit by a car. hit and run

one of my first thoughts as I lay on the ground was, "shit, people are going to ask me the type of car. I don't know cars"

I ended up saying, "uh, a white one" when asked by the cops

I could really use a do-over for the last year

paranoid boosted
paranoid boosted

i hope to be more like linda as i age

more silly and genuine

"The problem is that the problem is us."

From the book 'Learning to Die in the Anthropocene: Reflections on the End of a Civilization'

News headline: "Dietary Supplements Can Contain Viagra, Steroids, or Worse"

Me; "🤞Yes, please 🤞"

It is a weird time to have just separated from a serious long-term relationship and feel like the world is ending...because it actually is

UN Panel on Climate Change Says We're Fucked | via the Stranger

"Time to take up smoking, everyone! The planet is going to shit so fast, drought will probably get to you before the cancer does."

Thought of an old toot after listening to this :

"Millennials are one of the largest living generations, and they are not kids anymore. The oldest are now 37, and they are making their mark on the workplace, politics, and America’s public opinion landscape."



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