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One risky thing about preferring a small group of very close friends is that it is easy for life to happen and you're left with no friends that live in the same place as you πŸ˜‘

highly recommend "The Anthropocene Reviewed" podcast from WNYC Studios

wnycstudios.org/story/episode-

p.s. by "highly recommend" i mean "listen while high". not "really recommend" πŸ™ƒ

My new catechism

No One Belongs Here More Than You | by Miranda July

❝What is the most terrifying thing that has ever happened to you?
Did it involve a car? Was it on a boat? Did an animal do it? If
you answered yes to any of these questions, then I am not
surprised. Cars crash, boats sink, and animals are just
scary. Why not do yourself a favor and stay away from these
things.❞

every year spotify tries to make my "year in music" seem magical and upbeat, but they always end of reminding me how bad the year was

My "favorite artist" in 2018 was Snow Tha Product...because I listened to "waste of time" non-stop on repeat (i guess for 15 hours) after my repeatedly lying and cheating partner and I separated

youtube.com/watch?v=wfISNlnN0b

#2018

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If I had a dollar for every time someone told me to get a lawyer when I was screwed over by an employer or threatened by a man, I'd have enough money to hire a lawyer.

I'm very high, so when I got this advert in the mail it took me a good 20 minutes to figure out the scam and see through the (dark) design patterns that went into this

fyi: the "confirmation code" is redacted because i assume if you call a robot will say "confirm your address is [address this was mailed to]"...which is noneya business!

Everyone is "working from home" today....including my boss!

time to try to make my goodreads goal at the last minute

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me: what if there was silence for a second? *turns off music*

my brain: *screaming*

me: *turns music back on*

apple is building a $1billion campus in texas.

people i know want to "move back to texas to buy a home and put down roots"

these are all liberals who "believe" in climate change...

like, wtf. do you actually get what is implied by the climate change you "believe" in

is it impossible to go to any live event without paying a $25 minimum "web convenience fee"

If you want to feel more freaked out than usual by try this:

1. get high
2. watch 'neo yokio: pink christmas' on netflix
3. immediately after watch 'the american meme' on netflix

😲 😩

"Word around town is you love original content. You should check out my podcast." πŸ˜‚

"Domino's Pizza made their own rolex [..tears welling up...] what a thoughtful corporation"" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

This neo yokio christmas special is something i didn't know i needed so bad

This video overlaps with so many of my intrests in a way i didn't expect

there's color theory, film theory, bisexuality, Prince, and technology. All with a synthy background track the whole time

youtube.com/watch?v=8gU3IA4u-J

i'll always remember where i was when bush 1 died:

- way too high
- listening to podcast
- while reading the wikipedia article for 'Nunavik'

good night, overall

I need a social media site where I can record audio of noises coming from my neighbors apartment and be like, "What do yall think, is someone being murdered or they just decide to build a birdhouse at 3am!?"

From Love is Not Enough | by Frances Gregory

❝
I am not
will never be
have never been
healed.

I love you
but my fist is a muscle
the size of my heart
and both beat strong
while neither can yield harm.

My stories are mine,
understated constellations
laced and woven into
your cosmology,

and I have enough tears now
to water your garden
indefinitely.
❞

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